“Do not use your toes as spoons.”
My children were eating some ice cream in the living room. They were sitting in their little saucer chairs and chowing down. I went into the kitchen to fix myself a bowl. I heard a little bit of giggling, but didn’t think too much of it.
I returned to the room to see my children scooping up ice cream with their big toes. Charley was licking it off of her toe while Cole was sticking his entire ice cream covered toe in his mouth.
That is when I uttered those words that I never thought I would say, or even have to say.
What crazy things have you been saying? I know you have some, don’t make me feel all alone.