“Do not lick the couch.”
Yes, you read that correctly. It could have a lot do with the fact that our furniture is covered with crumbs, globs of dried gunk that was once food, and spilled drink rings. I bet our furniture does have a certain flavor to it. But that doesn’t mean it needs to be licked.
So chalk another one up to things I never thought would come out of my mouth.
If you licked your furniture (not asking you to do it) what flavor would it be?
Kim
This is funny because yesterday I said..."Alex, we do not chew on the fire place!"
ReplyDeleteOur table and chairs most likely taste like sour milk because my son ALWAYS spills his breakfast cereal milk and I just forget to wipe it up some days.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! our furniture would taste like a mix between koolaid and muffins... Hahaha I think my child has licked the couch before too.. weirdos! lol
ReplyDeleteUGH spit up. Rotten babies
ReplyDeleteHa! My couch flavor would be goldfish crackers!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine: get your butt out of the refrigerator! (bare butt, of course! Fresh out of the tub, running wildly, then decides he wants a sippy cup!)
BTW, Look! It's me! :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know I'll have to ask my kids who have done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teacher for the first time, I actually had to make a rule: done staple yourself. Who knew you'd ever need to say that?
ReplyDeleteIs that why our dog is always following my girlie and hubby up on the couch and licking the furniture??
ReplyDeleteCheerios! I find Cheerios everywhere I look!
ReplyDeleteI have always enjoyed the things I never thought I'd say! But, I've never said don't lick the couch. Ours are too gross for even my kids to consider that.
ReplyDeleteI swear, our couch is a disease. Why is that? Oh yeah, Mommy lets kiddos eat at the couch when daddy is away. Guess it's kinda my fault;/
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS! This week mine is "Stop pretend eating your brother!"
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