“Do not pick your nose with your claws.”
If you missed Thursday’s post about making tiger claws for Chinese New Year, you might want to take a look to get what claws I am referring to.
Other than that, it is kind of self-explanatory.
Chalk another one up to things I never thought would come out of my mouth. What have you said lately? Share it with us. Don’t make me feel all alone. :-(
I loved those claws. I can see a little boy trying to pick his nose with them. rofl.
ReplyDeletebet you never said that one before LOL
ReplyDelete"No, you can't watch "Biggest Loser", it's time for bed. Yes, it is mean to call someone a loser. Oh honey, they call it that because....nevermind, what book do you want me to read to you?"
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! One of the things i never thought I would say is "Show Mommy where the doo doo is" Yeah my son got the bright idea to go potty in his room.. i could smell it, but couldnt find it. (I did eventually) But Yea who would have thought I would have been saying anything like that! GROSS!
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Have a great weekend and Happy V-day!!
~Shelley
You know, when things come out of my mouth, I often think of you and this post and then, when I am here, they slip right out of my mind!
ReplyDelete"Take off your pants we are eating spaghetti"
ReplyDeleteI got two goods ones from this week -
ReplyDelete"Please don't sneeze snot all over mommy's new leather seats!"
"You can not ride the dog naked!" (he actually can't ride the dog at all)
A nice blog you have here. This is Blessing following from MBC!!!
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Don't eat the chapstick!
ReplyDelete"Would you please go make a smoke bomb?" (I have been waiting all week to add this one to your post). OK to explain: my hubby wanted to teach my boys how to make a smoke bomb. (He is a bit wilder than me). They got all of the ingredients mixed together and then left it in a pan in my kitchen for like 3 days. Which was annoying me because it is flammable and not edible. So finally when we were all home together I asked the above and then laughed at myself, I never thought I would ask that!
ReplyDeleteGirl you're never alone :) HUGS
ReplyDeleteWe don't swing out Xylophone! Because most of the xylophones for kids have sticks attached by a string, my daughter tends to swing them around like clubs. Very dangerous and annoying!
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