“We do not eat the pudding that we just dug out of our nose.”
Does it really need explaining? Probably not, so I won’t.
Chalk another one up to things I never thought would come out of my mouth. What have you said lately? Share it with us. Don’t make me feel all alone. :-(
super funny
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Gotta love it!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine: "Sprout, don't yell at your brother" as I'm yelling at him!
I'm right there with Cop Mama! This morning, I am yelling at the top of my voice "STOP BEING SO LOUD..I HAVE A HEADACHE"!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a good day ladies! As I type this, we have 25 inches of snow...and its still snowing!!!!!
This week, it was "We don't spread Desitin all over our blankets", and "Why did you take off your jammies and diaper?" and this morning - "Oh, no, you did NOT just put that piece of cereal up your nose..." (he did). :)
ReplyDeleteI think my last contribution was similarly related but most everything lately is something along the lines of, "Wipe your OWN butt this time!"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah with Caden having snotty nose and food has not been a good combo at our house lately ... LOL ;)
ReplyDeleteMine as of late has been
ReplyDelete"You can't fly. Really. Don't try. Buzz had rockets."
This cracks me up every week!! I have something for you over on my baking blog.
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Last night was "No Way! We are NOT going to put that in the toilet!
ReplyDeleteI don't have my own personal little one any more (mine is about 18 now) but I have my daycare little ones and last week it was, "you flushed what?!" I swear I was just in there changing Hannah, came out to toss the diaper and Justin flushed a super ball and a hot wheels. It went down, at least it's still gone. Kids, gotta love 'em!!!
ReplyDeleteYour underwear is not a pocket.
ReplyDeleteJust found this blog :) As a preschool teacher, sooo many things I thought I would never say come out of my mouth, including today's gem - "It is not okay to lick your friends." Lol.
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