Okay, background for this. My son really loves to be a puppy dog. He pretends he is one at least once a day. We have barked at strangers in the store, because dogs bark at strangers. We have only lapped our drinks (Mommy put a stop to that pretty quick), and done all sorts of other puppy dog things.
My son was being “Cole Puppy Dog” and playing with one of our dogs. They were running through the house together, climbing on furniture, and barking at birds. So naturally as a genuine puppy dog himself, my son told me that he was going to do everything that other dogs do. While we were talking, my dog stopped to look at me. My son crawled over on all fours and got pretty close to our dog with that look in his eyes (you know the one – the one that means boy logic is about to make an appearance). That is when I spoke that horrible sentence. I never imagined I would ever have to say a sentence even remotely resembling that one, but I did.
Here is one of our dogs. This is his very best dog buddy. They play together a lot!
How about you? What truly obscure thing has come out of your mouth lately? G rated, please. Share it with us, so we don’t feel all alone. :-)