There are times I find the weirdest things coming out of my mouth. Phrases I thought I would never say. Not the ones that I swore I wouldn’t say. You know, like “Because I am the mom, that’s why.” I am talking about sentences that no one can even make up. These are always directed at my two children.
This week my Say WHAT? phrase was “Please don’t drink your meat.”
Oh, yeah. You read that correctly. See, you can’t make that stuff up.
My son had taken squares of his bologna and put them in his glass one by one. He then drank the liquid with meat piled up at the bottom of the glass. We were eating lunch and was encouraging my 16 month old for some excellent spoon feeding all by herself. I looked over at my son to see this. And that is when it happened. I uttered the words, “Please don’t drink your meat.”
How about you? What crazy things came out of your mouth this week? PG please, this is a family friendly site. :-) Please share it with us.
Oh lord having both boys names with C' is a great idea until you're trying to yell at one of them then it is just a jumble of names. Crap even these days Rick will be called one of the boys names. I'm sure I've said some doozies of frazes too :), but my brain is just not working yet to remember. Well that is most days after the kids ... LOL
ReplyDeleteI told my son that he absolutely cannot put his fingers in my mouth after he has been digging in his ear! Things you really didn't think need to be said. lol. I know exactly what you mean! I almost threw up when he did that.
ReplyDeleteLet's see...how about this one:
ReplyDelete"No Sprout, you can't let your brother wipe your bottom!"
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I love it!!! I'm always saying things and then thinking "I never could have imagined I would be saying this". I think my all time favorites was "Don't flush your sister's poop!"
ReplyDeleteMy son did that with pancakes. Which is less gross than bologna. "No sweetie Mom is not a soccer ball. That is just static electricity." My almost 3 year old son calls electrical outlets soccer balls, and he had a shock recently when he was playing with one, so when I shocked him recently when I picked him up he looked at me accusingly and said "Mom, you're a soccer ball?"
ReplyDeleteOh, so many to choose from... how about "honey, I know you want to blow your nose, but I think you've used enough napkins now..." :)
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember right now what I've said that was crazy.
ReplyDeleteI have said the same thing! More than once! My 20 month old puts lunchmeat in his glass ALL the time. We may go back to sipppies until he reforms this nasty habit! I love the story though and am now following from MBC!
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